They are, in reverse order of popularity:
3. `Wheelie'
I bet you can't do a wheelie!
2. `Impoverished Rider'
Couldn't you afford a proper bike?
1. `Stolen Wheel'
a) Oi! Someone pinched your back wheel!
b) Where's your other wheel gone?
b) You can't leave anything around here can you mate?
In order to be a purveyor of sweetness and light, my responses are
generally:
`Wheelie': But I *am* doing a wheelie! --- This tends to depress some
wags so I now tend to do a bunny hop instead and say "Howzat!?"
`Impoverished Rider': Inane grin, Shake head.
`Stolen Wheel': Act surprised as if I thought I was on two wheels.
After hearing these ad infinitum I'm in need of more responses. What
are your favourite come-back lines? Are there any jokes I've missed?
Barry